CHAPTER 1
The Scroll
Once upon a doomscroll, a small orange cat hadn't blinked in 72 hours. 400 tabs open. Three group chats on fire. The screen glowed. The cat did not.
Tap the grass before it wilts. Chain combos. Dodge the doomscroll. Hit a 15 combo for GRASS FEVER.
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a doomscroll, a small orange cat hadn't blinked in 72 hours. 400 tabs open. Three group chats on fire. The screen glowed. The cat did not.
CHAPTER 2
Then the Wi-Fi went down. In a panic, the cat pulled on the purple hoodie and stepped outside for the first time since the last bull run.
CHAPTER 3
The cat lay down. The grass was soft. The sun was warm. No notifications. Just vibes. The cat touched grass, and the grass touched back. $TGC was born.
Every $TGC starts on the pump.fun bonding curve. No presale, no private round. Anyone can buy at the same price the curve gives everyone else.
Download Phantom (or Solflare). Write your seed phrase down offline and never share it with anyone.
Buy SOL in the wallet or on an exchange, then send it to your Phantom address. Keep a little extra for fees.
Hit BUY $TGC and connect your wallet. After the curve graduates, you can also swap on PumpSwap or Jupiter.
Enter an amount, confirm, and you're a holder. Then close the laptop and go touch some actual grass.